讽刺风格 4 格产品广告

生成一个包含 4 格幽默虚构产品广告的网格图，包含精细的日式排版、标签和功能列表。

提示词

{ "type": "4 格讽刺产品广告网格", "layout": { "grid": "2x2", "panels": [ { "position": "左上", "product_name": "座る石", "visual": "一名身穿白衬衫、深色长裤的男子坐在公园的一块大圆石上", "catchphrase": "随时随地，安稳休憩。", "sales_badge": "累计销量突破 12,000 个！", "vertical_text": "当公园长椅都被占满时。", "features_count": 3, "features_labels": [ "重约 8kg，稳定性极佳", "底部毛毡处理，不易刮伤地面", "附带专用背带，携带方便" ], "extra_visual": "带有皮革背带的石头小图", "specs": [ "承重 150kg", "安心的日本制造" ] }, { "position": "右上", "product_name": "磨きたくない人の歯ブラシ", "visual": "一支时尚的浅蓝色牙刷斜放在深蓝色背景上", "toothbrush_text": "I don't want to brush my teeth.", "catchphrase": "拿在手里，心安理得", "vertical_text": "与其刷牙，不如拿着它。", "sales_badge": "系列累计销量突破 85,000 支！", "features_count": 3, "features_labels": [ "作为平复心情的护身符", "会议或商务洽谈前的礼仪", "让“不刷牙”的选择更自由。" ], "bottom_banner": "将你从刷牙的压力中解放出来。" }, { "position": "左下", "product_name": "雲の貯金箱", "visual": "一只手正将硬币投入云朵形状的毛绒储蓄罐中", "catchphrase": "比空气更轻的安心感。", "sales_badge": "累计销量突破 23,567 个！", "features_count": 3, "features_labels": [ "蓬松柔软的触感", "摔不坏，更安心", "融入家居装饰的设计" ], "color_variants_count": 3, "color_variants_labels": [ "蓝色", "粉色", "白色" ], "price": "¥2,980 (含税)", "bottom_text": "从今天起，向着天空一点点积攒吧。" }, { "position": "右下", "product_name": "叱ってくれる石", "visual": "书桌上的一块圆石，旁边放着一支笔，石头上写着字", "stone_text": "いいかげんやれ", "catchphrase": "献给提不起干劲的你。", "sales_badge": "累计销量突破 18,000 个！", "features_count": 3, "features_labels": [ "每次看到都能振奋人心", "随机显示精选的鞭策语录", "无需电池，半永久性地督促你" ], "phrase_variants_count": 10, "phrase_variants_labels": [ "别撒娇了", "别多想", "行动起来", "认清现实吧", "别逃避", "别睡觉", "只要做就能行", "如果是你一定可以", "别睡觉", "别再找借口了" ], "price": "¥3,500 (含税)" } ] } }